The Life of a Snowman

Picture a day of a lonely snowman. More or less.
Day Thirteen You can see the buttons and eyes on the ground.

Day Thirteen

You can see the buttons and eyes on the ground.

Day Twelve A night shot.

Day Twelve

A night shot.

Day Eleven My arm is getting heavier.

Day Eleven

My arm is getting heavier.

Day Ten Falling apart.

Day Ten

Falling apart.

Day Nine Yeah, my eyes popped out as well.

Day Nine

Yeah, my eyes popped out as well.

Day Eight You can see my buttons! And my nose fell off.

Day Eight

You can see my buttons! And my nose fell off.

Day Seven One week old.

Day Seven

One week old.

Day Six Caption it yourself.

Day Six

Caption it yourself.

Day Five The evil emperor and overlord, The Sun has directed deadly rays of his death ray at the tactical combat helmet of our hero, causing him severe burns, facial meltdown and cranial disfigurement. But the snowman still stands proudly and assures us he’ll keep his post for as long as he can. The Sun be damned.

Day Five

The evil emperor and overlord, The Sun has directed deadly rays of his death ray at the tactical combat helmet of our hero, causing him severe burns, facial meltdown and cranial disfigurement.

But the snowman still stands proudly and assures us he’ll keep his post for as long as he can. The Sun be damned.

Day Four I’ve got my eye on you. Sort of.

Day Four

I’ve got my eye on you. Sort of.

Guide to clothes, by hole count

This is so awesome I had to reblog it.

notch:

1 hole: Sock

2 holes: Leggings

3 holes: Underwear

4 holes: Shirt

(god, this blog is dying, isn’t it?)

Too bad I don’t have any legs to put the sock or legging on. I also have only one arm.

Day Three Aeolian sedimentary deposits of crystalline hydroxylic acid continue to jeopardize our friend. When the picture above is compared to the one taken just two days ago it is clear that with the current rate of degradation our snowman will be unrecognizable in matter of days. Some other facts about hydroxylic acid: It is a major component of acid rain. It contributes to the greenhouse effect (up to three times as much as carbon dioxide). It accelerates corrosion. It is the main cause of erosion which devastates the landscape and, in certain cases, causes irreparable damage to buildings. Due to its friction reducing properties it significantly lowers the braking action of all vehicles, putting everybody in danger. It is used in almost every industry, either as a solvent or, for example, in nuclear power plants as a coolant which is then, without filtering or purifying dumped directly into the environment. Distribution of insecticides, pesticides, herbicides and even artificial fertilizers depends heavily on large amounts of this substance. It can be found in instant meals and fast food. Can be fatal if inhaled.  It is present almost everywhere, even in the air itself. Help spread the word about this foul, dangerous and vile chemical compound.

Day Three

Aeolian sedimentary deposits of crystalline hydroxylic acid continue to jeopardize our friend. When the picture above is compared to the one taken just two days ago it is clear that with the current rate of degradation our snowman will be unrecognizable in matter of days.

Some other facts about hydroxylic acid:

  • It is a major component of acid rain.
  • It contributes to the greenhouse effect (up to three times as much as carbon dioxide).
  • It accelerates corrosion.
  • It is the main cause of erosion which devastates the landscape and, in certain cases, causes irreparable damage to buildings.
  • Due to its friction reducing properties it significantly lowers the braking action of all vehicles, putting everybody in danger.
  • It is used in almost every industry, either as a solvent or, for example, in nuclear power plants as a coolant which is then, without filtering or purifying dumped directly into the environment.
  • Distribution of insecticides, pesticides, herbicides and even artificial fertilizers depends heavily on large amounts of this substance.
  • It can be found in instant meals and fast food.
  • Can be fatal if inhaled. 
  • It is present almost everywhere, even in the air itself.

Help spread the word about this foul, dangerous and vile chemical compound.

Day two Eight degrees below zero, new snow. Getting fat.

Day two

Eight degrees below zero, new snow. Getting fat.

Day one. A snowman was born on February 11. This is the story of his life, in pictures. Specification:Height: 1.6 mWidth: 0.8 mHat: tactical combat helmet (brass pot)Eyes: cheap wine bottle caps (green)Nose: carrotMouth: leaves, artistically ripped to piecesButtons: coca-cola bottle caps (not being paid for advertisement)Hand: Freddy Krueger styled leaf rakeBow tie: a ribbon of sortsMiscellaneous other parts: snow I know i know, the picture was taken yesterday…

Day one.

A snowman was born on February 11. This is the story of his life, in pictures.

Specification:
Height: 1.6 m
Width: 0.8 m
Hat: tactical combat helmet (brass pot)
Eyes: cheap wine bottle caps (green)
Nose: carrot
Mouth: leaves, artistically ripped to pieces
Buttons: coca-cola bottle caps (not being paid for advertisement)
Hand: Freddy Krueger styled leaf rake
Bow tie: a ribbon of sorts
Miscellaneous other parts: snow

I know i know, the picture was taken yesterday…

tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Some warm and sunny place. Côte d’Azur perhaps.